Welcome to
Noodle Talk,
the best excuse
to sit around
and schmooze
since the
discovery of fire.

Hundreds of
edifying,
energizing,
extraordinarily
entertaining
questions
on the
subject
everyone
knows best —
themselves!

Noodle Talk sets
contain either 100+
or 250+ questions
printed on sturdy
paper strips.

Perfect for sharing
with those
you live with,
play with,
work with,
text or
Twitter with.

Just blend
ample amounts
of openness,
humor, and
attention with
authentic flavors.

Feeds a roomful
of hungry souls.

Since Noodle Talk
is to normal talk as
English is to barking,
here are some
helpful tips on how
to have one:

1. Draw a question
and read it silently to
yourself. If you’re OK
with answering it,
please do; if not, feel
free to pick another.
(The unanswered
question remains
your secret.)

2. Don’t worry if your
mind goes blank: pass
for the moment and
inspiration will come
soon enough.

3. Each person
takes his/her turn as
Noodle Talk is
passed around.

4. Honesty, support,
and listening with an
open mind are highly
recommended.
Anyone caught
criticizing,
intellectualizing,
psycho-analyzing,
interrupting,
one-upping,
digressing,
pontificating,
belching, or
passing gas loudly
should be sent to
bed immediately.

5. For family-style
Noodle Talk, let
everyone sample
the same question.

Noodle Talk:
The lingua franca
of Humanistan.

Our Guarantee:

If using this product
does not significantly
enrich your relationships,
or provide immediate
relief from acute distress
caused by social tedium,
we give up!